Thursday, April 02, 2020

My Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

Since Covid-19 is forcing us all inside, we have been watching all of the Seinfeld episodes.
Below is my list of favorites. I'm also going to post some of my favorites list from my old website so I don't lose my important lists!
Favorite Seinfeld episodes:
RankingSeasonEpisode NameDescription
18  PotholeJerry's girlfriend Jenna uses a toothbrush that Jerry put in a toilet and Elaine must hide in a closet to order fish from a Chinese restaurant
Kramer adopts part of a highway and paints over the lines to make wide lanes
29  Puerto Rican DayAll four are stuck in Jerry's Saab because of Puerto Rican Day
Kramer accidently sets Puerto Rican flag on fire and gets chased
39  FroggerElaine eats $29,000 cake
George has to get across the street to save his high score on frogger
49  Reverse PeepholeJerry carrys a small men's carryall and wears Puddy's (fur) coat and Puddy gets an 8 ball coat
George has so much in his wallet that it explodes
59  StrongboxJerry refuses to admit someone into his apartment
Kramer hides a key to his strongbox in the parrot's food (the guy Jerry refused to admit into the building owns the parrot)
67  Wig MasterGeorge finds a car lot for only $75 a month but finds a used condom in the car and questions a prostitute about it as susan walks up
Kramer wears the backup "Technicolor Dreamcoat" and white hat and the NYPD questions him when he pulls a prostitute out of the back of his car
79  SlicerKramer gets a meat slicer and Elaine borrows it to feed her neighbors cat
George tries to get himself removed from a picture on his boss's desk, but the boss is removed from the photo instead then drawn in as a cartoon
87  Soup NaziElaine is banned from the soup nazi for a year
Elaine wanted an armoire and had Kramer stand by it but two tough guys took it so he got one from the soup nazi.  Gave it to Elaine and the soup nazi's recipes were in it
96  JimmyElaine dates a guy who always calls himself "Jimmy" (3rd person) and sells strange looking shoes to Kramer
Kramer goes to the dentist and gets novocaine he meets Mel Torme in the street and is a guest at AMCA (able mentally challenged adults) 
107  Shower headElaine gets a physical and fails because of opium so Peterman fires her
The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model and the Costanzas move to Florida because the Seinfelds don't want them to
115  Raincoats 1 and 2Jerry's parents are staying with him before they leave for France and he finally gets time alone with his girlfriend during shindler's List
Kramer makes a deal to sell belt-less raincoats with Jerry's parents a delay makes them miss their flight to France and George sells his father's moth ridden clothes
125  marine biologistKramer tries to improve his golf swing on the sand at a beach and hits a whale
George poses as a marine biologist and when a whale washes ashore he is called on to save the whale
133  NoteGeroge gets a massage from a man and says "I think it moved"
Kramer thinks he spots Joe Dimaggio in dinky donuts and tries to break his concentration
142  jacketJerry buys an expensive leather jacket with a colorful lining and George can't get the Les Miserables song out of his head
Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father and Jerry's coat gets ruined
158  PackageElaine has a rash and has difficulty finding a doctor so she tries to lift her medical records 
Uncle Leo signs for a package for Jerry and his oven explodes so the package is damaged.  Newman grills Jerry on the package since it is insured through the mail
164  ImplantJerry dumps his girlfriend when he thinks her breasts are a result of implants, but Elaine finds out otherwise in the sauna room
George accompanies his girlfriend to her aunt's wake so he can get a 50% discount on airfare
178  Yada YadaGeorge's girlfriend uses Yada yada often
Jerry is accused of being an anti-dentite at Mickey's wedding 
189  Serenity NowElaine finds out she has shiksappeal
George's Dad must say "serenity now" to reduce his blood pressure
192  Phone MessageGeorge leaves nasty messages on his girlfriend's answering machine and convinces Jerry to help him switch the tape out
Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a pants commercial
206  Fusilli JerryKramer gets a new license plate that says "assman"
Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and makes the most of his new license plates
216  RaceJerry meets a rival who thinks he cheated in a high school race
Elaine finds out her boyfriend is a communist and Kramer gets hired as a santa and spouts off communist propaganda
225  ConversionGeorge becomes Latvian Orthodox for one of his girlfriends and Kramer goes to the church where one of the sisters becomes infatuated with him
Jerry finds antifungal cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet
234  handicap spotGeorge parks his father's car in a handicap spot
An angry mob trashes the car when a disabled women gets injured
246  Mom&Pop storeA salesman convinces George to buy a convertible from Jon Voight
Elaine wins tickets to Thanksgiving Day Parade for Mr. Pitt who always wanted to be in it
257  CalzoneGeroge buys calzones for George Steinbrenner
Kramer likes to wear clothes right out of the dryer and starts using the oven when he runs out of quarters
263  StrandedJerry and Elaine go to a party with George and are stranded by George
The host of the party comes to visit Jerry later 
271  Stock tipJerry and George get a stock tip from a broker who ends up in the hospital, Jerry sells and the stock rises
Jerry confronts the dry cleaners about shrinking his shirts