Below is my list of favorites. I'm also going to post some of my favorites list from my old website so I don't lose my important lists!
Favorite Seinfeld episodes:
| Ranking | Season | Episode Name | Description | |||||||||||||||
| 1 | 8 | Pothole | Jerry's girlfriend Jenna uses a toothbrush that Jerry put in a toilet and Elaine must hide in a closet to order fish from a Chinese restaurant | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer adopts part of a highway and paints over the lines to make wide lanes | ||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 9 | Puerto Rican Day | All four are stuck in Jerry's Saab because of Puerto Rican Day | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer accidently sets Puerto Rican flag on fire and gets chased | ||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 9 | Frogger | Elaine eats $29,000 cake | |||||||||||||||
| George has to get across the street to save his high score on frogger | ||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 9 | Reverse Peephole | Jerry carrys a small men's carryall and wears Puddy's (fur) coat and Puddy gets an 8 ball coat | |||||||||||||||
| George has so much in his wallet that it explodes | ||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 9 | Strongbox | Jerry refuses to admit someone into his apartment | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer hides a key to his strongbox in the parrot's food (the guy Jerry refused to admit into the building owns the parrot) | ||||||||||||||||||
| 6 | 7 | Wig Master | George finds a car lot for only $75 a month but finds a used condom in the car and questions a prostitute about it as susan walks up | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer wears the backup "Technicolor Dreamcoat" and white hat and the NYPD questions him when he pulls a prostitute out of the back of his car | ||||||||||||||||||
| 7 | 9 | Slicer | Kramer gets a meat slicer and Elaine borrows it to feed her neighbors cat | |||||||||||||||
| George tries to get himself removed from a picture on his boss's desk, but the boss is removed from the photo instead then drawn in as a cartoon | ||||||||||||||||||
| 8 | 7 | Soup Nazi | Elaine is banned from the soup nazi for a year | |||||||||||||||
| Elaine wanted an armoire and had Kramer stand by it but two tough guys took it so he got one from the soup nazi. Gave it to Elaine and the soup nazi's recipes were in it | ||||||||||||||||||
| 9 | 6 | Jimmy | Elaine dates a guy who always calls himself "Jimmy" (3rd person) and sells strange looking shoes to Kramer | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer goes to the dentist and gets novocaine he meets Mel Torme in the street and is a guest at AMCA (able mentally challenged adults) | ||||||||||||||||||
| 10 | 7 | Shower head | Elaine gets a physical and fails because of opium so Peterman fires her | |||||||||||||||
| The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model and the Costanzas move to Florida because the Seinfelds don't want them to | ||||||||||||||||||
| 11 | 5 | Raincoats 1 and 2 | Jerry's parents are staying with him before they leave for France and he finally gets time alone with his girlfriend during shindler's List | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer makes a deal to sell belt-less raincoats with Jerry's parents a delay makes them miss their flight to France and George sells his father's moth ridden clothes | ||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | 5 | marine biologist | Kramer tries to improve his golf swing on the sand at a beach and hits a whale | |||||||||||||||
| George poses as a marine biologist and when a whale washes ashore he is called on to save the whale | ||||||||||||||||||
| 13 | 3 | Note | Geroge gets a massage from a man and says "I think it moved" | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer thinks he spots Joe Dimaggio in dinky donuts and tries to break his concentration | ||||||||||||||||||
| 14 | 2 | jacket | Jerry buys an expensive leather jacket with a colorful lining and George can't get the Les Miserables song out of his head | |||||||||||||||
| Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father and Jerry's coat gets ruined | ||||||||||||||||||
| 15 | 8 | Package | Elaine has a rash and has difficulty finding a doctor so she tries to lift her medical records | |||||||||||||||
| Uncle Leo signs for a package for Jerry and his oven explodes so the package is damaged. Newman grills Jerry on the package since it is insured through the mail | ||||||||||||||||||
| 16 | 4 | Implant | Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he thinks her breasts are a result of implants, but Elaine finds out otherwise in the sauna room | |||||||||||||||
| George accompanies his girlfriend to her aunt's wake so he can get a 50% discount on airfare | ||||||||||||||||||
| 17 | 8 | Yada Yada | George's girlfriend uses Yada yada often | |||||||||||||||
| Jerry is accused of being an anti-dentite at Mickey's wedding | ||||||||||||||||||
| 18 | 9 | Serenity Now | Elaine finds out she has shiksappeal | |||||||||||||||
| George's Dad must say "serenity now" to reduce his blood pressure | ||||||||||||||||||
| 19 | 2 | Phone Message | George leaves nasty messages on his girlfriend's answering machine and convinces Jerry to help him switch the tape out | |||||||||||||||
| Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a pants commercial | ||||||||||||||||||
| 20 | 6 | Fusilli Jerry | Kramer gets a new license plate that says "assman" | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and makes the most of his new license plates | ||||||||||||||||||
| 21 | 6 | Race | Jerry meets a rival who thinks he cheated in a high school race | |||||||||||||||
| Elaine finds out her boyfriend is a communist and Kramer gets hired as a santa and spouts off communist propaganda | ||||||||||||||||||
| 22 | 5 | Conversion | George becomes Latvian Orthodox for one of his girlfriends and Kramer goes to the church where one of the sisters becomes infatuated with him | |||||||||||||||
| Jerry finds antifungal cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet | ||||||||||||||||||
| 23 | 4 | handicap spot | George parks his father's car in a handicap spot | |||||||||||||||
| An angry mob trashes the car when a disabled women gets injured | ||||||||||||||||||
| 24 | 6 | Mom&Pop store | A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible from Jon Voight | |||||||||||||||
| Elaine wins tickets to Thanksgiving Day Parade for Mr. Pitt who always wanted to be in it | ||||||||||||||||||
| 25 | 7 | Calzone | Geroge buys calzones for George Steinbrenner | |||||||||||||||
| Kramer likes to wear clothes right out of the dryer and starts using the oven when he runs out of quarters | ||||||||||||||||||
| 26 | 3 | Stranded | Jerry and Elaine go to a party with George and are stranded by George | |||||||||||||||
| The host of the party comes to visit Jerry later | ||||||||||||||||||
| 27 | 1 | Stock tip | Jerry and George get a stock tip from a broker who ends up in the hospital, Jerry sells and the stock rises | |||||||||||||||
| Jerry confronts the dry cleaners about shrinking his shirts | ||||||||||||||||||
